Lindsay Lohan didn’t need much clothing for her love scene with Charlie Sheen in ‘Scary Movie 5′ — but sources say the sticky-fingered star slipped off with goodies worth $15,000!” declares the National Enquirer.

The tabloid’s so-called “insider” says, “It was the talk of the set in Atlanta.”

“The clothes were on her wardrobe racks,” explains the Enquirer source. “Some nice tops and skirts and other items were gone. I guess Lindsay thought she was entitled to it — like free soap at a hotel.”

According to the mag’s insider, “All the other actors knew about it, but the producers just put it down to the price you had to pay for doing business with Lindsay.”

Uh-huh.

It’s awfully convenient for the Enquirer that those producers were so willing to let Lohan allegedly steal thousands of dollars worth of property so that there’s no record whatsoever of this supposed “theft” taking place.

We wonder if the Enquirer’s sources on this bogus story are the same ones who floated previous nonsense about the actress, like the false claim she was “moving forward” with adoption plans, or the one about Michael Jackson’s spirit serving as her advisor.

“This is pure National Enquirer fiction,” a rep tells Gossip Cop of the alleged Scary Movie 5 theft.

And a rep for the Weinstein Co., which is behind the film, assures Gossip Cop, the story is “definitely not true.” (via GossipCop.com)

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Jessica Simpson's Parents Divorce

Jessica Simpson’s mom Tina has filed for divorce from the star’s dad Joe, a rep confirms to Gossip Cop.

They have been married for 34 years.

“It is an amicable split and there is no third party involved,” the rep tells Gossip Cop in a statement. “Any other related allegations are completely false. The family appreciates your respect for their privacy at this time.”

The documents were filed in McLennan County, Texas on September 24.

Joe and Tina are also parents to Ashlee Simpson. (via GossipCop.com)