Sheen tells TheDailyBeast.com, "We didn't share any scenes (in MAChete Kills) but I actually spoke to her on the phone. She wanted me to do a music video with her that was going to be the first X-rated video. It's her going to this strip club, with Britney Spears or somebody, and they're dancers and I'm the customer. "And she wanted to do a full striptease as a lap dance for me, and she told me, 'If there's one person that should receive this X-rated lap dance, it's you.' I was so flattered, but we never spoke again."  Lady GaGa is teaching her dog how to draw. A source tells the Sun, ''She's training up her beloved Fozzi to be a artist. She's been attaching pens to his legs and popping him on to paper. All of her crew have been treated to a portrait by him.''