CONFESSION: I'm kinda a social media addict. Currently enrolled in a nine-step recovery program,
but in the meantime, connect with me on:
Twitter: @nathanfast │ Instagram: @nathanfast │ Facebook: nathanfast
This Australian Directioner's mother wasn't joking when she threatened to auction off her daughter's four One Direction tickets on eBay!
The auction's description read:
THIS AUCTION IS FOR ALL 4 ONE DIRECTION TICKETS IN SYDNEY OCTOBER 25th. You can thank my daughters self righteous and lippy attitude for their sale. See sweety? And you thought I was bluffing. I hope the scowl on your bitchy little friends faces when you tell them that your dad and i revoked the gift we were giving you all reminds you that your PARENTS are the ones that deserve love and respect more than anyone. And your silly little pack mentality of taking your parents for fools is one sadly mistaken. Anyhow. Your loss someone else's gain who deserves them! THE TICKETS ARE SEATED IN ROW O section 57. REMEMBER AUCTION IS FOR ALL 4 TICKETS and will be sent registered post
...OH YOUR FRIENDS THOUGHT THAT A FEW PRANKS CALLS WOULD PUT ME OFF SELLING THE GIFT WE BOUGHT FOR THEM for YOUR BIRTHDAY because YOU all LIED to us about sleep overs so you could hang like little trollops at an older guys HOUSE????? Pffft!! I find it HIGHLY amusing that you girls think you invented this stuff. Tricks like this on OUR parents is how HALF of you were conceived .....And why a lot of your friends DONT have an address to send that Fathers day card to!!! I'm not your friend. I'm your MOTHER. And I am here to give you the boundaries that YOU NEED to become a functional responsible adult. You may hate me now..... But I don't care. Its my job to raise a responsible adult..not nuture bad habits in my teen age child
Fair or not?
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My path to 102.7 KIIS-FM would have never happened had I not been a failure at nearly every other job I ever tried.
Pool boy, pig farmer, jewelry polisher, underwear model, financial analyst, and pizza delivery boy: failed at 'em all - until one day, I discovered radio & hounded a station so much that they hired me just so I would leave them alone.
Finally - gig that required minimal work and zero talent! Since that first job, my lack of talent has taken me on a wild-goose chase to numerous stations from coast to coast until I somehow managed to convince the bigwigs at 102.7 KIIS-FM to hire me.
I'm kinda sorta addicted to social media & would love to connect with you through Facebook, Twitter & Instagram. Oh...and have a nice day. :)